Some things about me;

• I was born in Ipswich and grew up nearby.
• I initially trained as a music producer but ended up drifting slightly into marketing where I learned to use a camera.
• I did a brief stint as a dinner lady and let the kids call me 'Miss' because sexism.
• I desperately hate "Josh". It has to be Joshua, always.
• I live just outside Framlingham with my wife, my two small children, and a Giant Continental house rabbit the size of a small corgi who absolutely does not know her place.
• I love music and play the drums, guitar, piano and bass. I once convinced myself I could probably teach myself the violin. I was horribly wrong.
• I tried to pull off a James Bond stunt when I was 13 by jumping onto a moving car's bonnet. It did not go well. I have a colossal scar on my right arm as a souvenir.
• This is my full time job, but before this I worked for the ambulance service so I'm also a qualified and registered paramedic and occasionally do the odd shift for fun.
• I was once mistaken for Francis from Made in Chelsea whilst in a hotel. Obviously I signed the autograph anyway.
• I nearly got my dad arrested as a kid when I stole his camera and took a picture of my own arse because I saw Bart Simpson do it on the telly.

Yea it's brief, You try writing an entire website all about you and bragging about how great you are. It's not as easy as you'd think.